I-Poly Grading Sytem

It seems complicated at first, but here's what the I-Poly grading system really means.

NC- 50 % or less
NinCompoop

CR- 60%+
CRappy job, you turd.

AP- 70%+
APply yourself and maybe you'll pass life

P- 80% +
PretahNaahce! (Where we set the bar, Borat.)

AE- 90%+
Albert effing Einstein

E*- 90%+ Jesus Juice
Oh, you Elusive, Eloquent, Extraordinary Elite.

*Not a real grade, but an existential imagining created to knit the brows of students and cause them to sleep less, eat tiny bits of food at a time, lose tempers, and become ideal soldier's in all academic fields. Except Spanish.